The Safest in Cape of Good Hope
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Cape of Good Hope is ranked 9,247th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Sarvayla | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Liberty and Progress” | |
| 2. |  The Rei Khans Wife of North South North West Kansas | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “There are no toasters in the Kansan government” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of Bearded Dragones | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Just because I'm not moving doesn't mean I'm dead!” | |
| 4. |  The Magical Islands of Fivalia | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Magic is the Beacon that Lights Our Lives” | |
| 5. |  The Undead Creamy Brown Colony of Caffeine Addicts | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Live addicted or rise again decaffeinated!” | |
| 6. |  The United Socialist States of Episte | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Respice ad Futurum” | |
| 7. |  The Resurrected Ancient Ruins of WonGya | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Virtue through duty and honor” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Electrovoltonia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 9. |  The People's Republic of Monde Naturel | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité, nudité” | |
| 10. |  The Murim-roused Protopia of Galliadurm | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Our darling concert, with a touch of urbane fortune.” |
