The Fattest Citizens in Right to Life
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Right to Life is ranked 6,917th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of The Nation of Country | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 22. |  The Kingdom of La Hulpe | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Unity make strength” | |
| 23. |  The Matriarchy of Vlounialand | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 24. |  The Empire of New Sodida | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Idk” | |
| 25. |  The Kingdom of Monarchia Domus Gregoris | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Deus, Rex, Patria.” | |
| 26. |  The Republic of Yugoskavakja | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Let us unite all slavs under one rule under god” | |
| 27. |  The Memorial of Maggie Thatchers Grave | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “RIP, girlboss” | |
| 28. |  The Commonwealth of Darthanox | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “God is on your side, Atheists!” | |
| 29. |  The Grand Duchy of Vottenland | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Für den Ruhm von Vottenland!” | |
| 30. |  The Republic of Totukia | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “As God Intended” |
