The Rudest Citizens in Spiritus
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 131. |  The Godless Land of Kookadobia | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Prayers? Are those a type of fish or something?” | |
| 132. |  The Snowy Paradise of Mjaumjau | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Who like short shorts?” | |
| 133. |  The Holy Black Penitentiary of Filhas Diavolicas | Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois | “Mother Forgive Me for I Have Sinned” | |
| 134. |  The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Two potatoes for all!” | |
| 135. |  The Free Land of Ryaxelon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Matthew Bryan Schroeder is God.” | |
| 136. |  The Land of Feirmont | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Wamp Wamp” | |
| 137. | The Republic of Colonalia | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Stand Strong” | |
| 138. |  The Multinational Conglomerate of Ltin Corporation | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Here to serve you” |
