The Most Corrupt Governments in The Embassy
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
As a region, The Embassy is ranked 3,815th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Oh that this should be happening to us!” | |
| 2. |  The Promised Land of Ernest N Cross | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “No more Mr Nice Guy” | |
| 3. |  The Deadly Nation of New Deathland | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Moon Friendship” | |
| 4. |  The Unitary Sovereign Republic of The Hanzanburg Union | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Ausgewogenheit, Gleichheit und Fortschritt” | |
| 5. |  The Disputed Territories of 90038 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “9003” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Zah Lanordia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I make the rules!” | |
| 7. |  The Community of Generictopia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Motto” | |
| 8. |  The Remnant Republic of Zlavoria | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “The Game was rigged from the start..” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Empire of Very Good | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “We are good” | |
| 10. |  The Incorporated States of Elon Muskland | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “I would like to die on Mars.” |
