The Safest in The Hole To Hide In
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Hole To Hide In is ranked 9,550th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Abov Voytsestria of Etrius | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Remain polite and remain armed” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of The Distanic Confederacy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Remember, Tech rush is best rush” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Dinova | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Saint Shokai | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Empire of Gora | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Advance Gorania” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Capitalism of South Easthern | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Power to the people” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic States of The Endless Woods | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Learning is the path to freedom” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Republic of Kemonomica | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “A shark flows with a small stream” | |
| 9. |  The 🐜 Colony 🐜 of Amberleaf | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “The honey-colored machine turns relentlessly” | |
| 10. |  The Third Empire of Eldamar of Fiercewood | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “An illi Eldalië” |
