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The Safest in Beijing

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, Beijing is ranked 15,488^th in the world for Safest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of Tolima	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“on vacation”
2.	The State of Mounted Mechanized	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“RIP”
3.	The Queen's State of Saint Douglas	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“As If”
4.	The Queen's State of Scomp	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Almost”
5.	The State of Cartereti	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“From this beginning”
6.	The District of Central Bentley	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Community”
7.	The Queen's State of Brimley Bay	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“RIP”
8.	The State of Acrewood	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“J L Hooker's Waterfront”
9.	The Scrabble Winning Powerhouse of Qjxz	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Give me seven letters and I'll give you the world!”