The World World Census
The Most Influential in the World
World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Trenchant Order of The Voltarum | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.” | |
| 2. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 3. |  The Retired Delegate of Alsted | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “United As One” | |
| 4. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “How will you act?” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of Vanilla Bill | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “No one cares about chocolate pudding.” | |
| 6. |  The Flatulent Bleatings of Pompous Windbags | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Trust me!” | |
| 7. |  The Lunatic Fringe of Selenoteuthis | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “My butt runs on lunar power.” | |
| 8. |  The NWo Kingdom of NWoHollywood | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “NWo 4Life” | |
| 9. |  The Macedonian IMRO Republic of Sloboda ili Smrt | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Sloboda ili Smrt za Makedonija” | |
| 10. |  The Fishy Goodness of Blue Marlin | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “My bill is pointy.” |
