The World World Census
The Largest Pizza Delivery Sector in the World
World Census staff spent many nights answering the front door in order to measure which nations have the biggest Pizza Delivery industries.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “How will you act?” | |
3. | The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
4. | The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
5. | The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
6. | The Mother Nature's Sick Joke of Muscovy Duck | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I am a loathesome creature.” | |
7. | The Extra Low Prices of Food Lion | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Saving you time and money is our business.” | |
8. | The Hilarious Punchline of Wrecked him | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Darn near killed him” | |
9. | The Grumpy Old Grinch of Mediobogdum | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Let Them Eat Pizza!” | |
10. | The Republic of Pizza Napoli | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Motto” |