The World World Census
The Largest Soda Pop Sector in the World
The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
3. | The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “How will you act?” | |
4. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
5. | The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
6. | The Kingdom of The Ice Bears | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Created November 14, 2004” | |
7. | The Republic of The Green Dragon Brewery | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Motto” | |
8. | The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
9. | The Infection of Edgemaster | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!” | |
10. | The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings” |