The Fattest Citizens in Cape of Good Hope
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Sleep Deprived Soul of Arstotskiano | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “OH MY GOD IS THAT A BATTLEMAINING ARSTO?!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Greater Lita Sunr | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 3. |  The Imperial Corporate Autocracy of Occidania | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “A New Dawn shall rise upon this land!!” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of Crus Sarialand | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “We Will Endure” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Tyramon | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Long Live the Royal Emperor” | |
| 6. |  The Jiyū Kyōwakoku of Southern Karafuto | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “In cooperante, prosperamur.” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Forzamilan | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Mul on kama kaks.” | |
| 8. |  The Community of Bazooka Joe | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Because life is hard!” | |
| 9. |  The Federation of Chrysosland | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “You little people must suffer” | |
| 10. |  The Federation of Baldurs Gate | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Whoever holds the Gate, holds the goods.” |
