The Fattest Citizens in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region is ranked 287th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Pirates of Xyanth | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.” | |
| 2. |  The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of The Xenopolis Confederation | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Moon, Friendship, NationStates, Brains” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Domestic Corporate America | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “For the success of all shall we prosper!” | |
| 4. |  The Minister of Bad Behavior of Capitalist Producers | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Does not work and play well with others.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic Empire Colony of Artimsia | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “For the Republic Empire of Armus!” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Hodge | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “The empire on which the sun never sets.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic Empire Colony of Imren | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “For the Republic Empire of Armus!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic Empire Colony of Decoris | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “For the Republic Empire of Armus!” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Ugabeland | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Freedom, Justice, Peace, Prosperity” | |
| 10. |  The Armed Republic of Anconcapistan | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Property! Liberty! Anconcapistan!” |
