The Most Secular in Commonwealth of Liberty
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Armed Republic of Republic of Lousiana | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “Union, Justice, Confidence” | |
| 22. |  The Colonial Empire of Ever Shine | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Pro Deo, Imperatore et Imperio, nitimur ad Victoriam” | |
| 23. |  The Protectorate of Formal Isle | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Ohio, McDonald’s, Sun” | |
| 24. |  The Federation of NewAuroria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Faith can move mountains.” | |
| 25. |  The United Socialist States of Republic of Minstan | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 26. |  The Sultanate of Takistanistan | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “It’s Flamin’ Hot Here” | |
| 27. |  The Apostolic Holy See of Holy Vatican City States | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Ad maiorem Dei gloriam” | |
| 28. |  The Zombies ate the People of Norris Land | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Great minds taste alike.” | |
| 29. |  The Holy Roman Empire of The Confederation of Northern Germany | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Austria est imperio optime unita” |
