The World World Census

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“Gargantuan Love God”
3.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
4.	The Conglomerate of Armacor	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution”
5.	The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“All is well.”
6.	The United States of Lady-Liberty	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“...yearning to breathe free.”
7.	The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Philip V	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Macedonia for the Macedonians”
8.	The Thug of NWA EAZY E	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ”
9.	The Republic of Interplanetary Britain	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Many suns shall shine on the British Empire.”
10.	The 4 Calling Birds of 3 French Hens	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Hens like to cluck.”