The Most Primitive in Conch Kingdom
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Conch Kingdom is ranked 25,997th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Divine Ocean of The Shark God | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Fish are food” | |
| 2. |  The Many Islands of Carnal Desires | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and weed.” | |
| 3. |  The Dictatorship of El Halvador | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “The World's Coolest Dictatored Country” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Posadastan | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Long Live Posadas!” | |
| 5. |  The United Islands of Polacianth | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “United we stand, divided we fall” | |
| 6. |  The Dictatorship of South Nigrea | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Aki nem térdel le népünk előtt, végzetes hibát követ el” | |
| 7. |  The Principality of Nucatini | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “FRAfalle lunga vita” | |
| 8. |  The United Kingdom of Vanela | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Be yourself, everyone else is already busy” | |
| 9. |  The Allied States of Ikida City | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Aviation all the way!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Zombie Ariel | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Under the Sea” |
