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Conch Queen (Governor): The Beach Kingdom of Sandcastle

WA Delegate: The Amazing Land of Loveable Dogs (elected )

Founder: Conch kingdom

Last WA Update:

Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Influential: 3rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12th Most Nations: 268th+30
Most Valuable International Artwork: 901st Most Inclusive: 1,005th Most Accessible: 1,078th Most Cultured: 1,078th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,098th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,161st Smartest Citizens: 1,196th Highest Food Quality: 1,242nd Nicest Citizens: 1,311th Best Weather: 1,321st Most Advanced Public Education: 1,327th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,336th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,380th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,444th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,480th Healthiest Citizens: 1,619th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,621st Highest Poor Incomes: 1,662nd Lowest Crime Rates: 1,675th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,751st Largest Black Market: 1,840th Largest Governments: 2,074th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,217th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,540th Most Secular: 2,599th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,650th Most Developed: 2,659th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,804th Longest Average Lifespans: 2,926th Highest Economic Output: 3,297th
World Factbook Entry

You step off the plane, and a warm breeze hits you in the face. Around you, excited travellers and locals blend into a colourful background of palm trees and crystalline blue water. As you take in the scenery, you realize...

You have arrived in the beautiful Conch Kingdom!

Begin to explore by checking out our RMB below, then take a leisurely tour of our Discord server, where much of our activity takes place. New players should read the Getting Started page, which includes a short and helpful FAQ.

| Get Started | LinkDiscord Chat | LinkIIWiki | Embassy Requests & FA Policy | Map | Government |

Founded February 23, 2016. Do NOT use this region as puppet storage. Store them here.



  1. 4

    Master Dispatch for Conch Kingdom

    MetaReference by Austria Swiss Germania . 99 reads.

  2. 8

    Information Center [CK]

    BulletinPolicy by Conch kingdom publishing office . 1,122 reads.

  3. 66

    [AA] Augustin Alliance

    BulletinPolicy by Emiline . 6,058 reads.

  4. 3

    Transparency Report - May 2025

    BulletinNews by Ciapore . 46 reads.

  5. 3

    Roleplay [CK]

    BulletinPolicy by Liberto-Ancapistan . 65 reads.

  6. 16

    [AA] List of Problematic and Hate Groups Subject to Censorship in the Alliance

    MetaReference by Emiline . 733 reads.

  7. 13

    CK Foreign Affairs Policy and Records

    BulletinPolicy by Conch kingdom publishing office . 829 reads.

  8. 11

    Conch Kingdom Ruleset

    MetaReference by Liberto-Ancapistan . 378 reads.

  9. 8

    Order of Merit and Order of Recruitment Registery [CK]

    BulletinPolicy by Socialist Platypus . 286 reads.

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Map

This is the map of Conch Kingdom created by The Puddle of Socialist Platypus . It has 18,485 estimated diplomatic weight behind it, the most in Conch Kingdom. It is one of 19 maps of Conch Kingdom.

Embassies: Augustin Alliance, Cape of Good Hope, Lands End, Narnia, Anteria, Solstice, Ridgefield, Dawn, Karma, Spiritus, The Union of Democratic States, Forest, Niamark, The Free Nations Region, URA, Dreams of Good Hope, and 17 others.Conch Island, Empire of Great Britain, Osiris, The East Pacific, Talonia, The Frontier Sea, Blue Ridge, The North Pacific, the Pacific, Commonwealth of Sovereign States, Carcassonne, RGBN, the Plains of Perdition, The Kodiak Republic, The Region That Has No Big Banks, Starlight, and Albastru.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Democratic, Enormous, Featured, Free Trade, Game Player, Independent, Libertarian, Offsite Chat, Regional Government, and Role Player.

Regional Power: Extremely High

Conch Kingdom contains 114 nations, the 268th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in Conch Kingdom

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Conch Kingdom is ranked 29,180th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Flower Fields of Doge FlowerCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Don't put the orange in the microwave that's not right”
2.The Federation of Parrots DenCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“You Can't Stop Progress”
3.The Rogue Nation of IcravedeathPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“I'm gonna commit SO many warcrimes”
4.The Republic of Zombie ArielFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Under the Sea”
5.The Empire of Grand Order Of LodgecPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Unity, Discipline, Work”
6.The Republic of IraqistaniaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Unity, Freedom, Patriotism”
7.The Tyrannosaurus Rex of Rex OmniaMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Roarrr”
8.The VAL Incorporated nation of The Founding CitadelCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Democracy! Probably maybe I don't know.”
9.The Republic of Pretty Boy SallyInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Peace and Justice”
10.The Stratovolcano of PopocatepetlInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Popocatepetl”
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Regional Happenings

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Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board

Bethesda Scamville wrote:Pretty good, how you doing?

Doing pretty fine!

Valles marineris mining co wrote:How do I know If my nation has a card?

In the cards page there should be something like “View card: Valles Marineris Minimg Co”

Tribeland Frickin Got Deleted Thrice wrote:In the cards page there should be something like “View card: Valles Marineris Minimg Co”

oh dang they cte

hello! Bethesda Scamville, give me all money please! :)

The Italian Gays wrote:hello! Bethesda Scamville, give me all money please! :)

no

Bethesda Scamville wrote:no

aw shucks, I thought that'd work. :c
Not even for the charity?

Bethesda Scamville wrote:oh dang they cte

2 years ago actually

Hello, Concher friends!

The URA recommends a non-binding vote FOR "Repeal: “Liberate Utopia”" by a vote of 20.84% FOR, 0.00% AGAINST, and 15.98% ABSTAIN.

Please see (and upvote!) our recommendation:


URA World Assembly Recommendation

Repeal: “Liberate Utopia”
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Security Council Resolution #13 “Liberate Utopia” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

The Security Council,

Acknowledging that “Liberate Utopia” served an essential purpose in helping Utopia’s residents reclaim their region from rogues, at a time when the region lacked the means to do so itself, restoring Utopia’s idyllic and positive environment,

Noting that the specific security concerns and administrative disruptions that prompted SC#13 to be written have been fully resolved by the region’s current residents and global circumstances,

Observing that no native population of Utopia remains, its founding nations and long-standing residents before its refounding having long since ceased to exist, leaving only recently arrived nations with no historical claim to the region predating this Council’s original intervention,

Recognizing that the Security Council’s resolutions are meant to uphold durable principles rather than preserve dated concerns and grievances,

Reflecting that the vulnerability following the loss of Utopia’s founder, Utopian thoughts, left the region genuinely exposed, and SC#13’s intervention played a real part in seeing it through that period,

Further reflecting that the circumstances behind the one-time occurrence belong to a specific chapter in Utopia’s history that has since closed,

Noting further that the residents of Utopia took matters into their own hands, refounding the region and entrusting it in their own community,

Aware that Utopia, like any other founderless region, can rely on established defender coalitions to defend itself, coordinated through networks such as Libcord, which monitor and respond to raids regardless of formal treaty ties or Security Council resolutions,

Understanding that this Council repeals liberation resolutions once a region has shown long-term stability and no longer requires active World Assembly intervention, as with the recent repeal of “Liberate Portugal de Esquerda,” where the resolution was recognized as unable to serve its intended function without a governor to enforce it, leaving the text ineffective without any active protective effort, and as with the repeal of “Liberate Syria,” where invading forces were found to no longer pose a threat to the region, as they were long gone,

Exhausted that “Liberate Utopia” has stood 17 years past the events that needed it, far longer than its original purpose,

Hereby repeals “Liberate Utopia”.

Co-author: Varanius

This Security Council resolution was authored by L V M H and aims to repeal SCR#13, Liberate Utopia.

The United Regions Alliance recommends that you vote FOR this resolution

This resolution seeks to repeal SCR#13, which liberated Utopia following its occupation by hostile forces. However, those forces have since been overthrown, and the natives of the region are now free to self-organise their own defence. The URA supports this restoration of local governance, and thus urges a vote FOR this resolution.

Arguments from members of the URA included:

Battadia wrote:On the proposal itself, Unibot repeal, support.



Internal voting results


This document was authored by Battadia on behalf of the United Regions Alliance. Please do not reproduce it without permission.
If you have been mentioned in this document and would like to avoid such an occurrence in future, please message here. URA Delegates, as tagged below, may not take advantage of this.
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Yo, you should like, join the empire yo. Its pretty chill yo. We are hip and kewl YO. We so awesome they make sauce about us yo.

The Italian Gays wrote:Yo, you should like, join the empire yo. Its pretty chill yo. We are hip and kewl YO. We so awesome they make sauce about us yo.

Do you have limoncello

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