The Safest in Conch Kingdom
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Conch Kingdom is ranked 7,215th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Kenny Country | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “Life, Liberty, Property” | |
| 2. |  The Most Serene Republic of Lunalius | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Brilliantly United” | |
| 3. |  The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Long Live The Tangerine!” | |
| 4. |  The Socialist Union of Western European Territories | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Go forward to the starry sky” | |
| 5. |  The Puddle of Socialist Platypus | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Peace and Equality” | |
| 6. |  The Allied States of Isolon | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “In Kindness and Truth” | |
| 7. |  The Paradise of Stardica | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Every star may be a sun to someone.” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Vapo | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Happy we are” | |
| 9. |  The Ewfjsoijszoifjsz0efjs09zjzfs of Paul Pasch | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “We're back!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of BGC | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Owshieee pareh” |
