The Most Avoided in Doll Guldur
Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Unholy Terrors of Captain Bones | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “ARRH!” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Riders of Stone of Caliburn | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Disinherited Brains” | |
| 3. |  The Dynamite Sticks of Cyclical Saboteur | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Mind the Mine, it's Mine!” | |
| 4. |  The Pirate Queen of Ching Shih Shuishou | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Sail the Seven Seas” | |
| 5. |  The Sentient of Silent Snorer | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “He Who Laughs Last Laughs Longest” | |
| 6. |  The Poor Peasants of Pinkest Panther | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Pink is the New Black” | |
| 7. |  The Constitutional Crabery of Captain Krabs | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Walking Sideways” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of Arcveir | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.” | |
| 9. |  The Red Hot Sizzler of Sexy Santa | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Red Hot Sandra” | |
| 10. |  The Boozer of Sozzled Santa | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Cheers!” |
