Doll Guldur World Census

World Census data collectors measured the fervor with which citizens believed their own nation was the greatest of all.

As a region, Doll Guldur is ranked 712^th in the world for Most Patriotic.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Sentient of Silent Snorer	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“He Who Laughs Last Laughs Longest”
2.	The Boozer of Sozzled Santa	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Cheers!”
3.	The Dynamite Sticks of Cyclical Saboteur	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Mind the Mine, it's Mine!”
4.	The Holy Riders of Stone of Caliburn	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Disinherited Brains”
5.	The Theocracy of Redemptoria	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“God's Will”
6.	The Constitutional Crabery of Captain Krabs	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Walking Sideways”
7.	The Poor Peasants of Pinkest Panther	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Pink is the New Black”
8.	The Unholy Terrors of Captain Bones	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“ARRH!”
9.	The Pirate Queen of Ching Shih Shuishou	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“Sail the Seven Seas”
10.	The Red Hot Sizzler of Sexy Santa	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“Red Hot Sandra”

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