The World World Census
The Highest Crime Rates in the World
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
3. | The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “How will you act?” | |
4. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
5. | The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Terra Mariq Potens” | |
6. | The Komitska Republika of B M P O | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
7. | The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
8. | The Angst of Naota | Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois | “I don't play baseball.” | |
9. | The Imperial Autocracy of Uhuh-Topia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Nihil agere delectat. Uhuh!” | |
10. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” |