The Nudest in Edmundian Empire
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Pink Land of Gafton Sufrex | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Santa Claus is coming to town - 24/7” | |
| 2. | The Twelve's Land of Yugomerika | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Слава Исусу!” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of United Fellopinez Front | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of The Nifleheilm Independent State | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “We Will Endure” | |
| 5. | The Holy City of Vatican of Caesar | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Live for the Gods!” | |
| 6. |  The Hellenic Republic of Nea Athena | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.” | |
| 7. | The Allied States of Edmundian Yikestopia | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “We Will Endure” | |
| 8. | The Empire of Yikestopya | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For the greatness of Caesar!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of New Ciceria | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Glory follows virtue as if it were its shadow.” | |
| 10. |  The Most Serene Republic of Greco Serbia | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Orthodox brothers, UNITE!” |
