The Nudest in Europe
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of Kiikkulandia | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “voi sampetti” | |
| 2. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of South St Maarten | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Moving Upwards Together” | |
| 3. |  The Nation of Congressional Kingdom of Poland | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “He Who Bears the Throne” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Athreus | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Principality of TyuM409 | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Be nice” | |
| 6. |  The Principality of Entitled rich card hoarders | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Don’t dare intruding into my card deals!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Shivlin | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Together” | |
| 8. |  The Dictatorship of Utapeau | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “The Utapeuen Blade will sharpen your sences” | |
| 9. |  The Illustrious Nation of Coredona | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “VIVA LA ME!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA” | |
| 10. |  The Rogue Nation of Communists Snowrad | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “We are the mountain” |
