The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Europeia
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Europeia is ranked 7,470th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederated Districts of Treir | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Take the Path of Least Resistance” | |
| 2. |  The Ⓐnarchy of Catochristoferson | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Rather die on my feet than live on my knees.” | |
| 3. |  The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Sleep is for the weak” | |
| 4. |  The Inestimably Holy Empire of Gooblaria | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin' hard enough.” | |
| 5. |  The Sopo Sloth Republic of Ambrella | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Live for Profit, Die for Profit” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of Zabrus | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Sword or pen, we conquer all” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Empire of Murdervill2 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Murdervill2” | |
| 8. |  The Occupied States of Naulington | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Standen strawng” | |
| 9. |  The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Pray and feel the love!” | |
| 10. |  The Federation of Polling Booths | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Polls!!!” |
