The Fattest Citizens in Europeia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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11. | The Incorporated States of The British Autocratic union | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Money makes the world go round” | |
12. | The Moderated Nation of Heck Land | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “I will not flamebait other players using my motto and custom fields” | |
13. | The Holy Empire of Unholy Hell | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “You have sealed your fate” | |
14. | The Holy Empire of Murdervill2 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Murdervill2” | |
15. | The State of the Consortiums of Hyreen | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Glory to industry!” | |
16. | The Dictatorship of Mikennsteria | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right” | |
17. | The Confederacy of Trisem | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Progress” | |
18. | The Sultanate of Tusutang | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Forgor” | |
19. | The Republic of South Palania | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Unity Through Liberty” | |
20. | The Federation of Idaho-Montana | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “In spirit and in truth, the mountains kneel.” |