The Most Cheerful Citizens in First World Order
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Protectorate of Cormoe in FWO | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “The First World Order, shall be protected” | |
| 12. |  The Hello of Werfondkhan | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Vi vil ha mer penger. Ingenting annet.” | |
| 13. |  The Global Unifier of Elijahs Order | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “The First World Order to Unite Humanity.” | |
| 14. |  The Uhhhhh of OMG IS THAT A WAIFU | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “what” |
