The Fattest Citizens in First World Order
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, First World Order is ranked 1,273rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Lavender Flowers of Tokumei | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Life is your canvas and you decide what to paint on it.” | |
| 12. |  The Republic of Ocean Master | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Ruler of Atlantis” | |
| 13. |  The Eternal Lurkers of Breadland 2 | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “yeah” |
