by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Forest

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Forest is ranked 11,242nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Abominable Treekillers of Republic of RavensIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Fair is foul and foul is fair”
12.The Jingoistic Police State of MowteCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Why have democracy when you can have demoncracy?”
13.The Abandoned Lands of Island Number NineIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Shut up and work”
14.The Suspicious Minds of The RealizerAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Knowledge is Power”
15.The Disputed Territories of The Brink of ExtinctionCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“A plenty of animals can be seen teetering here”
16.The Imperial Moral Imperative of Cosmic Unity ChurchCorporate Police State Halliburton“Woe to thee, thy mistress and thy dog!”
17.The Queendom of Yummy Lemon PiesMother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“We like eating lemon pies”
18.The Tiny Village of FartsniffageLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“What have we learned?”
19.The Rogue Nation of Waaagh BizmorkFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Bomms Away!”
20.The Hateful Aberration of GoldenmouthPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“The Almighty demands that all deviants be stoned!”
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