The Fattest Citizens in Forest
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Reaper of Lord Dominator | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “I Came, I Saw, I Dominated” | |
| 2. |  The Intensive Care Unit of Candlewhisper Archive | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “AI See You” | |
| 3. |  The Hotdog-craving birb of Seagull | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Ack? Ack!” | |
| 4. |  The Queendom of Thorvel | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “In the name of God, On guard !” | |
| 5. |  The Mercurial World of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “How could I doubt the obvious?” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Republic of Soldiersend Archive | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “The Mane Event” | |
| 7. |  The Borderlands of Taurgur | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Minnai gwannava...” | |
| 8. |  The Total Lack of Hue Manatee | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Oh the Hue Manatee!” | |
| 9. |  The 🇺🇦 United Empire 🇺🇦 of Obvile Kiatopia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “From Many, One” | |
| 10. |  The Sylvan Hivə of Turbeaux | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Not only doəs God play dicə, thə dicə arə loadəd.” |
