The Most Compassionate Citizens in Free Thought
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Obscurely Profound Confusion of Misplaced States | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “If You're Replaced We'll Misplace You” | |
| 2. |  The N-Space Compression of Luna Amore | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “If there were a premium to be paid on bad ideas, I'd want drilling rights to your head.” | |
| 3. |  The Democracy of Bubblekirby | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Liberty. Peace. Fun” | |
| 4. |  The 🎇 1st Option 🌄 Card Museum 🎆 of La Pr1mavera | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Senti, allora dammi la tua mano🌹 Senti, che bel rumore” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of Myfriendsdadisstan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Life Is Killing Me” | |
| 6. |  The Eurovision Song Contest of Helsinki 2007 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Homeland” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of MAAAAAAKAAAASTA | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 8. |  The Soft and Squeaky Nation of Vand0osa | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “The meaning to life, the universe, and everything” | |
| 9. |  The Sentai Team of PR Time Force | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Time for Time Force!” |
