The World World Census
The Most Ignorant Citizens in the World
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Terra Mariq Potens” | |
| 5. |  The Haunted Kingdom of Clamlet | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Do you smell something?” | |
| 6. |  The Furious Realm of The Angry Spaniard | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “She kicked me right in Madrid.” | |
| 7. |  The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
| 8. |  The Magic Trick of EenieMeenieChiliBeanie | Iron Fist Socialists Equality and Tolerance Society | “The spirits are about to speak!” | |
| 9. |  The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
| 10. |  The Mother Nature's Sick Joke of Muscovy Duck | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I am a loathesome creature.” |
