The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Graveyard
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Another Record Keeper | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “So many records.....” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Archbishop Michael | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Through Him all things were made” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of Armatonisdaristan alt account | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Glory to Armatonisdaristan!” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Duchy of Cecckoskavia | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Pterygon 😡” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Chef Jose Andres | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “cte” | |
| 6. |  The Islamic Republic of Cristobalera | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Faith, Unity, Discipline” | |
| 7. |  The Most Serene Republic of Easter Baskets | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Put all your eggs in.” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Catholic Sepulcher of Easter Bonnets | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Go in peace.” | |
| 9. | The Republic of Football club bios | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Football” | |
| 10. |  The Chainsaw Republic of Fuegrado | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Nosotros prosperaremos” |
