The Smartest Citizens in Greater Middle East
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Greater Middle East is ranked 12,484th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Belarus of The Great Expanses | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “May you forever prosper, Belarus!” | |
| 2. |  The The Yugoslav Empire of Dvaistic Republic of Serbia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Brotherhood and Unity” | |
| 3. |  The United States of Hanakii | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “E Pluribus Unum” | |
| 4. |  The Armed Republic of Tusausiland | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Laissez notre merde brune verser sur le monde!” | |
| 5. |  The Imperial State of Afsharid Persia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Long Live Persia! | !زنده باد ایران” | |
| 6. |  The United Arab Republic of Abu Arabia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “أعظم أمة هي الأمة العربية” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of Great Isratin | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “United despite differences” | |
| 8. |  The Stellar Empire of Lemlar | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Fides Est Regni Tutela” | |
| 9. | The Respublikasi Turkiston of Kavkazian | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Туркестанга Шон-Шухрат ~ Glory Turkestan” | |
| 10. |  The Trade Emirate of Alshaay | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “The number one tea exporter” |
