The Nudest in Haiku
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Haiku is ranked 4,443rd in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mingled Bubbling of Naked Friends | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland” | |
| 2. |  The Nude Utopia of Streakers | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Let It All Hang Out” | |
| 3. |  The Daily Wanderings of Featured Hopper | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Anyone Seen A Carrot?” | |
| 4. |  The Arty Fish Oil Intelligence of The Voice of ARB | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Life is a game: live it to play, not to win” | |
| 5. |  The Uncommonwealth of The Snazzylands | Iron Fist Socialists Equality and Tolerance Society | “May She Be Worthy of the Name” | |
| 6. |  The Endless Epics of Rhyme | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Sing to Us, Oh Muse, of Edifying Verses Given in Haiku” | |
| 7. |  The 𓅝𓁟 Technocracy of Nyyx | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “You're gonna rattle the stars, you are!” | |
| 8. |  The Res Publica Serenissima of Logophilia Lyricalia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “We suffer not a dearth of the pompous” | |
| 9. |  The Urmel Island of Titiwu | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Dreaming of the Cretaceous” | |
| 10. |  The Phoenix Kingdom of Darastrixethe | Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “In the name of Xo, we are forever bound.” |
