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Haiku was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 183

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Warcracy of Tanou (elected )

Founder: The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons

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Most Rebellious Youth: 550th Most Nations: 566th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 596th+23
Most Cultured: 605th Largest Black Market: 940th Most Inclusive: 950th Nicest Citizens: 950th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,060th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,067th Nudest: 1,306th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,342nd Smartest Citizens: 1,497th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,499th Most Devout: 1,592nd Largest Welfare Programs: 1,607th Highest Economic Output: 1,615th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,636th Best Weather: 1,827th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,837th Healthiest Citizens: 1,959th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,022nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,079th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,080th Highest Poor Incomes: 2,117th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,231st Largest Governments: 2,325th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Haiku
Explore our many islands
and enjoy your stay

Embassies: Philosophy 115, Futaba Aoi, Nudist Dreamland, The SOP, The Western Isles, Gay, The Dirt Alliance, Loamhedge, Grand Coalition, Calefacta Aquas Piscinae, The Maritimes, Gay Equality, Conservative League, Winterfell, Chinese Republic, Esamir, and 32 others.The Embassy, Auretania, The Socialist States of the Philippines, Technologica, Sonnel, Imperium of the Wolf, Bear Country, Solid Kingdom, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Great Universe, The Bear Country, International Debating Area, Dauiland, Forest, Oatland, Hollow Point, Gypsy Lands, The Nordics, Lardyland, Rogue CONclave, Barbaria, MentosLand, The Meme Must Go On, Bhutan, The International Polling Zone, Scania, The New North West, Castocium, Dream Land, Edmundian Empire, Region of Poe, and Europe but better.

Tags: Casual, Commended, Democratic, Featured, Medium, and Social.

Regional Power: Moderate

Haiku contains 29 nations, the 566th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in Haiku

The World Census conducted frenzied haggling with fishmongers in order to determine which nations have the largest fishing industries.

As a region, Haiku is ranked 10,963rd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Lucky of XiaomeiFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Bleed NationStates. Sing until your voice gives out.”
2.The Commensality of TezyumCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Strength Through Unity”
3.The Republic of Haikuse meDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Peace and Haikus”
4.The Mingled Bubbling of Naked FriendsLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”
5.The Esprit de Corps of The SnazzylandsFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“May She Be Worthy of the Name”
6.The Community of HaikustanScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“A nomad I am, always so harmonious, I hail Haikustan!”
7.The Most Serene Republic of HokkuAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“Each word, a line”
8.The Republic of TanuoAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“A Pink World. One Day.”
9.The Peoples Collective of NinjitsUtopiaScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“PlayTheGameAndSee: ThereIsNoRightWay2B. NowU,FollowMe!!”
10.The Borderlands of ThistledomCorporate Police State Halliburton“Sit down, shut up, and drink your tea.”

Regional Happenings


Haiku Regional Message Board

NinjitsUtopia wrote:No justice, no peace!
Now, abolish the police.
Black lives matter, friends.

Protesting on streets,
Arms raised for our fellow man,
Justice forever!

Of Altonianic Islands wrote:Protesting on streets,
Arms raised for our fellow man,
Justice forever!

A dream long deferred
Are we finally ready
For true equal rights?

Afresh wrote:A dream long deferred
Are we finally ready
For true equal rights?

I surely hope so!
For without true equality,
Justice can't be served!

So many wonders
In this great, big world of ours
I shall never see

Little drops fall down
Onto a tranquil river
Rippling the water

Mossy dragon standing tall
No chortling today

Being at work dreams,
Hugging friends and colleagues close;
Awake now, it's Zoom.

*Someone sends to you
a diplomatic cable
from The Embassy*

Day to day I walk
My right hand covers my eyes
My left checks my pulse

Cuervos esperan
Máscaras nos esconden
Dentro del fuerte

The crows wait outside
As we hide beneath our masks
In crow proof bunkers

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