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Haiku was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 183

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Warcracy of Tanou (elected )

Founder: The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons

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Most Rebellious Youth: 463rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 499th Most Cultured: 527th+25
Largest Black Market: 707th Most Nations: 766th Most Inclusive: 934th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,048th Nicest Citizens: 1,048th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,053rd Nudest: 1,097th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,130th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,198th Highest Economic Output: 1,234th Smartest Citizens: 1,328th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,463rd Most Corrupt Governments: 1,551st Largest Welfare Programs: 1,744th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,776th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,798th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,891st Largest Governments: 1,970th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,984th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,985th Healthiest Citizens: 2,081st Highest Average Incomes: 2,406th Best Weather: 2,577th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,595th Most Devout: 2,600th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Haiku
Explore our many islands
and enjoy your stay

Embassies: Futaba Aoi, Philosophy 115, Nudist Dreamland, The SOP, The Western Isles, Gay, The Dirt Alliance, Loamhedge, Grand Coalition, Calefacta Aquas Piscinae, The Maritimes, Gay Equality, Winterfell, Chinese Republic, Esamir, Auretania, and 31 others.The Socialist States of the Philippines, Technologica, Sonnel, Imperium of the Wolf, Solid Kingdom, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Great Universe, International Debating Area, Dauiland, Forest, Oatland, Hollow Point, Gypsy Lands, The Nordics, Lardyland, Rogue CONclave, Barbaria, MentosLand, The Meme Must Go On, Bhutan, The International Polling Zone, Edmundian Empire, Europe but better, Philippines, Zentari, World of 2011, The Embassy, Fredonia, Great Aureania, The Great Region, and LPGA Tour.

Tags: Casual, Commended, Democratic, Featured, Medium, and Social.

Regional Power: Moderate

Haiku contains 24 nations, the 766th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Developed in Haiku

The World Census compiles a "Human Development Index" by measuring citizens' average life expectancy, education, and income.

As a region, Haiku is ranked 2,739th in the world for Most Developed.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Revolutionary Federation of NinjitsUtopiaScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“Nomadic freedom Fighters surreptitious in Solidarity”
2.The Esprit de Corps of The SnazzylandsLibertarian Police State Slightly Overzealous Peoples Democracy“May She Be Worthy of the Name”
3.The Phoenix Kingdom of DarastrixetheMother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“In the name of Xo, we are forever bound.”
4.The Warcracy of TanouLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“By the People. For the People.”
5.The Endless Epics of RhymeIron Fist Socialists Equality and Tolerance Society“Sing to Us, Oh Muse, of Edifying Verses Given in Haiku”
6.The Cumhuru'l-hukema-yi Semih of KarabigaLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“It's Always Apranti Time in Karabiga”
7.The Romantic Fruit Merchants of Goblin MarketCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Apples and Quinces, Lemons and Oranges, Plump Cherries”
8.The Beautiful Deathling of XiaomeiPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Bleed Beauty. Sing until your voice gives out.”
9.The Borderlands of ThistledomCorporate Police State Halliburton“Sit down, shut up, and drink your tea.”
10.The Backward Republic of UkiahInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Three lines, no waiting!”

Regional Happenings


Haiku Regional Message Board

Don't tell anyone
That I didn't sleep at all
And just worked all night

Morning time coffee
A paid day off with bagels
A blessed Tuesday

NinjitsUtopia wrote:Morning time coffee
A paid day off with bagels
A blessed Tuesday

Just had some chocolate
It's five hundred calories
A weight-gain Tuesday

Judas and the Black
Messiah is still showing
at the cinema!

Blissful are the days
Blue skies and lots of sunshine
Still a bit cold though

Embassies, why not?
They’re not nazis or raiders,
So we have said yes.

NinjitsUtopia wrote:lil Nas X has done
A wonderful thing-riding
Satan, being gay

Ah yes, the gayness
After all it is what makes
It all so worth it

We love being friends.
Peace and success between us.
God bless all of you.

South Lebatuck wrote:Dandelion tea
Feeble sunlight, spring so young
Earthy, herbal taste

Tried some yesterday,
can't say it was my favorite.
Did I make it wrong?

Picked flowers outside,
separate yellow from green,
let it dry then boil.

Today is national haiku day!

Conductor pulls strings:
the lark ascends in my soul
and in strangers' hearts

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