The World World Census

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
3.	The Fishy Goodness of Blue Marlin	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“My bill is pointy.”
4.	The Importance of Being Earnest	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner.”
5.	The 25th Century Hero of Buck Rogers	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Princess Ardala is sooooo HOT!”
6.	The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
7.	The Eternal Misfortune of Copercia	Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
8.	The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“No man know what the future holds.”
9.	The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Pray and feel the love!”
10.	The Cheeky Tease of Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“Nothing to see here...”