The Lowest Crime Rates in Hippy Haven
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of St Stephen n Critters | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses” | |
| 2. |  The Casual State of Makiland | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Deye mon gen mon” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Boogie Chillen | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Ain't no Heaven, Ain't no Burning Hell” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Green Vapors of Vellashu | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Ask the right questions.” | |
| 5. |  The Mind Altering Trip of The Acid Tests | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Can You Pass The Acid Test?” | |
| 6. |  The Case of Mistaken Identity of FIorence Marie | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “No i'm not. I just pretend to be.” | |
| 7. |  The Crest of A High And Beautiful Wave | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “A High And Beautiful Wave” | |
| 8. |  The Rogue Nation of GSN36 | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Tiocfaidh ár lá” | |
| 9. |  The Colony of Captain Pugwash | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Kipper me capstans!” | |
| 10. |  The John Lennon Utopia of Forever Fields | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Let me take you down Cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields” |
