The Nicest Citizens in Hippy Haven
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of St Stephen n Critters | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses” | |
| 2. |  The Socialist Pessimists of Hellawi | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “A little Aardvark never hurt anyone” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Boogie Chillen | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Ain't no Heaven, Ain't no Burning Hell” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Jaya Karta | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Great Victory Belongs to the Persevering” | |
| 5. |  The Colony of Captain Pugwash | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Kipper me capstans!” | |
| 6. |  The Casual State of Makiland | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Deye mon gen mon” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Green Vapors of Vellashu | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Ask the right questions.” | |
| 8. |  The Community of Lucifers Cats | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “HAIL SATAN!” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Shangri la valley | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Eureka!” | |
| 10. |  The Crest of A High And Beautiful Wave | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “A High And Beautiful Wave” |
