The Longest Average Lifespans in Hippy Haven
Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.
As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 4,014th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of St Stephen n Critters | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses” | |
| 2. |  The Casual State of Makiland | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Deye mon gen mon” | |
| 3. |  The Socialist Pessimists of Hellawi | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “A little Aardvark never hurt anyone” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Boogie Chillen | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Ain't no Heaven, Ain't no Burning Hell” | |
| 5. |  The Colony of Captain Pugwash | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Kipper me capstans!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Jaya Karta | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Great Victory Belongs to the Persevering” | |
| 7. |  The People's Confederacy of Vajji | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Unity is the Strength of Society” | |
| 8. |  The John Lennon Utopia of Forever Fields | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Let me take you down Cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Shangri la valley | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Eureka!” | |
| 10. |  The Mind Altering Trip of The Acid Tests | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Can You Pass The Acid Test?” |
