The World World Census
The Most Primitive in the World
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Eschew Obfuscation” | |
2. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
3. | The Fishy Goodness of Blue Marlin | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “My bill is pointy.” | |
4. | The Mysterious Airship of King Carl | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “No it is not” | |
5. | The Kingdom of Minote | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Balance...” | |
6. | The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “25000000BC or Bust!” | |
7. | The Confederacy of The Goggles | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Deo Vindice” | |
8. | The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions” | |
9. | The Grand Duchy of Mustanoki | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Dico, Dico, Dico” | |
10. | The Poetic Tendencies of Aersoldorf | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “But for paper, wars would be rare” |