The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Institute of Cellulose
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Tomorrow of 11nations | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “In the name of Democracy, let us unite!” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of 12Arcane | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “...Sheesh, I'm Not That Crazy” | |
| 3. |  The Resurgency of Accipitridia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Fire Within, Fire Without” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Alaskan-Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “All Hail our Gracious Empire” | |
| 5. | The Dominion of Alsevoix | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “You Stand Where You Sit” | |
| 6. |  The Confederacy of Anarchists Unions | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “No laws No fights” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Ang Isang Utos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Born to Kill, Die to Care” | |
| 8. | The Holy Empire of Anztondria | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Those who dont conqure will die” | |
| 9. | The Incorporated States of Arbarau and Ceris | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 10. |  The Matriarchy of Atai 348 | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Nature and Isolation” |
