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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Iran

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Union of Federal States of Ariansahr	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“We Will Endure with our traditions.”
2.	The Republic of Gender Equality in Iran	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“F”
3.	The Republic of Halavaria	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Women, Life, freedom”
4.	The Protectorate of Insaptive	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Mission Accomplished”
5.	The United States of Iramerica	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“In Nobody We Trust”
6.	The One of The - Kurgan	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“There can be only one!”
7.	The Everything Will Freeze of Time Freeze	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“low acc fc”
8.	The Sultanate of Zahootan	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Might Makes Right”