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Largest Welfare Programs: 826th Most Advanced Public Transport: 830th Largest Black Market: 884th+20
Most Cultured: 965th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,207th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,260th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,301st Nudest: 1,543rd Highest Economic Output: 1,671st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,748th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,774th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,981st Most Nations: 2,095th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,128th Highest Poor Incomes: 2,344th Healthiest Citizens: 2,356th Most Devout: 2,398th Most Beautiful Environments: 2,565th Most Accessible: 2,607th Smartest Citizens: 2,619th Most Rebellious Youth: 2,656th Largest Governments: 2,926th Longest Average Lifespans: 3,202nd
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Iran is the land of Persians! We are not Muslims or Arabs, nor do we welcome them.

Long Live the King!
جاوید شاه
زن، زندگی، آزادی
Women, Life, Freedom
Long live Iran, Down with the Islamic Regime.
#mahsaamini #javidshah

The people of Iran are standing in solidarity with the people of Israel in their fight against Palestinian terrorists. 🇮🇱
Long live Ukraine 🇺🇦
Down with the Russian terrorists.

Welcome to the friendly region of Iran, a large country situated in the Middle East and Central Asia, between the Gulf of Oman, the Persian Gulf and the Caspian Sea. It is bordered by Iraq to the west, Turkey and Azerbaijan to the northwest, Turkmenistan to the northeast, Afghanistan and Pakistan to the east.


Embassies: United States of America, Ireland, Deutschland, Raxulan Empire, Greater Middle East, Modorra, The Three Isles, Pecan Sandies, Venice, Regionless, Gospels, and League of Abraham.

Tags: Small.

Iran contains 8 nations, the 2,095th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Poor Incomes in Iran

The World Census studied the spending power of the poorest 10% of citizens in each nation.

As a region, Iran is ranked 2,344th in the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United States of IramericaLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“In Nobody We Trust”
2.The Sultanate of ZahootanPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Might Makes Right”
3.The Design Bureau of Mikojan - goerevitsjCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Building superior aircraft since 1939”
4.The Frashokeretic State of Grand ArianaFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“For Āhurā Mazdā”
5.The Republic of Gender Equality in IranInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“F”
6.The Republic of HalavariaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Land of Persians”
7.The One of The - KurganInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“There can be only one!”
8.The Empire of Afsharid EmpireLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“ممالک محروسه ایران”

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Engelian eugenics

The Ordosocialist Internationale was sorry to learn that Iran has rejected our offer for embassies. Glancing over our respective WFE's we assume the point of contention is over our support for the standing Iranian regime and the Palestinian resistance against Israel. This in spite of our shared support for Ukraine against Russia. Thus, the Internationale wishes to make the following points clear:

1) Our empathies do lie with the dreams of many Iranian civilians to shake off their oppressive theocracy. Indeed, we compare the latent potential of the Iranian people to conduct a sorely-needed Revolution, against the mullahs, in contrast with the Israeli people. The latter are characterized by a rising Haredi demographic, which is currently battling to exempt its youth from conscription, to the point of toppling the wartime government. This, while they are the most fervent advocates of Israeli war aims, and pushing settler violence in the West Bank (defended by the very IDF they refuse to serve in, all the meanwhile).

2) We observe the conflict with Israel as the certain cornerstone of the mullahs' reigning ideology. The potential downfall of Israel would leave (in our opinion, perhaps flawed) a gapping hole in their continued effort to thwart democracy, under the primary argument of Iranian society becoming captive to Zionist lobbying.

This is to be contrasted with Israel's ever expanding interests, not only in Palestine, but Syria & Lebanon as well; all this as Israel's intelligence & martial capacities are heavily reliant on a one-sided relationship with the West.

3) Reviewing these points, an Israeli demise seems to only open up the progress of the Iranian people versus the Israeli people seemingly becoming incapable of progress, regardless of the conflict's outcome. When comparing the Iranian people's capacity to endure through the heaviest of sanctions regimes (and still buttress their oppresive state as a formidable regional power, no less), the aforementioned dependency of an increasingly free-riding Israeli people on Western tithes, and the aspirations towards freedom of an Iranian people stifled by the mullahs (most heavily) through argument against influence by this sick man of the Levant...

...the Internationale believes that it is coherent to both support the aspirations of Iranians to liberty, while also temporally supporting their oppressive state in its dual with that of Israel.

We are of course open to rebuttal on your part, and accept that our assessment may be unacceptable to this region. We are not, however, adherent to the common contemporary neo-Marxist garbage which blindly designates imperialists vs. anti-imperialists, and ignore their own fallacies and hypocrisies in zealously picking sides.

Thank you if you have read through this entire post!

Engelian eugenics wrote:The Ordosocialist Internationale was sorry to learn that Iran has rejected our offer for embassies. Glancing over our respective WFE's we assume the point of contention is over our support for the standing Iranian regime and the Palestinian resistance against Israel. This in spite of our shared support for Ukraine against Russia. Thus, the Internationale wishes to make the following points clear:

1) Our empathies do lie with the dreams of many Iranian civilians to shake off their oppressive theocracy. Indeed, we compare the latent potential of the Iranian people to conduct a sorely-needed Revolution, against the mullahs, in contrast with the Israeli people. The latter are characterized by a rising Haredi demographic, which is currently battling to exempt its youth from conscription, to the point of toppling the wartime government. This, while they are the most fervent advocates of Israeli war aims, and pushing settler violence in the West Bank (defended by the very IDF they refuse to serve in, all the meanwhile).

2) We observe the conflict with Israel as the certain cornerstone of the mullahs' reigning ideology. The potential downfall of Israel would leave (in our opinion, perhaps flawed) a gapping hole in their continued effort to thwart democracy, under the primary argument of Iranian society becoming captive to Zionist lobbying.

This is to be contrasted with Israel's ever expanding interests, not only in Palestine, but Syria & Lebanon as well; all this as Israel's intelligence & martial capacities are heavily reliant on a one-sided relationship with the West.

3) Reviewing these points, an Israeli demise seems to only open up the progress of the Iranian people versus the Israeli people seemingly becoming incapable of progress, regardless of the conflict's outcome. When comparing the Iranian people's capacity to endure through the heaviest of sanctions regimes (and still buttress their oppresive state as a formidable regional power, no less), the aforementioned dependency of an increasingly free-riding Israeli people on Western tithes, and the aspirations towards freedom of an Iranian people stifled by the mullahs (most heavily) through argument against influence by this sick man of the Levant...

...the Internationale believes that it is coherent to both support the aspirations of Iranians to liberty, while also temporally supporting their oppressive state in its dual with that of Israel.

We are of course open to rebuttal on your part, and accept that our assessment may be unacceptable to this region. We are not, however, adherent to the common contemporary neo-Marxist garbage which blindly designates imperialists vs. anti-imperialists, and ignore their own fallacies and hypocrisies in zealously picking sides.

Thank you if you have read through this entire post!

Thank you for your thoughtful message and for taking the time to articulate your views so thoroughly.

I fully agree with your assessment of the Iranian regime—it is indeed oppressive, theocratic, and hostile to the aspirations of its own people. The courage and resilience of ordinary Iranians in the face of such systemic repression are deeply admirable, and I share your hope that they will one day succeed in replacing the regime with a system that respects human rights, democracy, and dignity.

However, I must respectfully disagree with your interpretation of Israel and its role in the region.

Contrary to your assessment, I believe Israel is the only true and functioning democracy in the Middle East. It upholds pluralism, freedom of speech, rule of law, and regular, competitive elections—principles that are, unfortunately, absent in many neighboring states. While Israel is far from perfect and grapples with serious internal challenges—like the ongoing tensions between secular and religious factions, or the complexities of its military obligations—I do not see these as signs of decay, but rather as the tensions inherent in any vibrant democratic society.

Moreover, I firmly believe that Israel, like any sovereign nation, has the right and responsibility to defend itself from threats, especially from state and non-state actors openly calling for its destruction. This includes Iran’s regime and its proxies, who are not just ideological opponents but active participants in military aggression. To portray Israel as the primary obstacle to regional progress while excusing, even temporarily, the behavior of a state sponsor of terror like the Iranian regime, feels both morally and strategically flawed.

Supporting the Iranian people’s aspirations for freedom should not come at the cost of vilifying a democratic state that, for all its challenges, remains a beacon of openness and innovation in a deeply troubled region.

I appreciate your willingness to invite open dialogue and exchange.

Engelian eugenics

Halavaria wrote:snip

The Internationale appreciates your openness in turn. Though we do still stand by our anticipated schedule of an Israeli collapse preceding an Iranian revolution, we will certainly stand in solidarity with any such popular struggle should it arise before the conclusion of the conflict between the two states.

If, as the mullahs predict, a new and open Iranian society would fall prey to foreign lobbying and diplomatic pressure, we would stand with those elements of the Iranian people seeking to prise that yoke off from them next. We would not advocate for the preservation of this bloody imamate, as the neo-Marxists do, out of a foolish anti-imperial derangement.

To a greater future!

oh shoot mb wrong region

Post by Trump trump sahur suppressed by Halavaria.

Trump trump sahur

trump.

Post by Stanleystanistan suppressed by Halavaria.

BOW BEFORE EMPEROR STANLEY, OR FACE HIS JAR OF TOENAILS! FOLLOW THE GOD STANLEY, DISBELIEVERS!

Post by Stanleystanistan suppressed by Halavaria.

EMPEROR STANLEY OFFICIALLY RULES THIS REGION!

Post by Stanleystanistan suppressed by Halavaria.

AND AS GOVERNOR, THE FIRST LAW:

“It is illegal to not be medically obese or overweight. Offenders will be forced to eat donuts until they have met this law.”

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