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The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Israel

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

As a region, Israel is ranked 4,932^nd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Holy Semitic Confederacy of Krimzen	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“יש לנו אמון שלנו ביהוה”
2.	The Lovely Happy Jewish Republic of Sea Dolphin Lovers	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Thanks for the fish, man.”
3.	The Protectorate of Yenoam	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Mir Veln Fartrogn”
4.	The Jewish State of Israeli Defense Force	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“The land of Zion and Jerusalem.”
5.	The Arling of Samyriana	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Lentun, Dokimarves, Botagon”
6.	The Provisional State of Tzeon	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Khbud aun Amunh!”
7.	The Monotheistic Religion of Judaism	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Lol still can’t believe I got this nation name”
8.	The Jewish State of Kykel	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“אורים ותמים”
9.	The Zionist Republic of Flor-Fina	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Protected By Magen David”
10.	The Ambassador of Israel Ambassador	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Isaiah 9:6-7”