The Most Influential in Jurassic Park
World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Dennis Nedry | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “I wanna be your man” | |
| 2. |  The Cake Loving Antics of Nut Biting Chimps | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “ give us cake or we'll bite your nuts ” |
