The World World Census
The Safest in the World
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 2. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 4. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “How will you act?” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Cylea | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Libertas inaestimabilis” | |
| 6. |  The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
| 7. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 8. |  The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.” | |
| 9. |  The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Community” | |
| 10. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Sandanski | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Robot se bori za sloboda,a slobodniot za sovrsenstvo” |
