by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Just relax

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Just relax is ranked 2,109th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The User of ZarbikIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Yo”
12.The Federation of CochusLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“The checkered past laid bare, foundations of tomorrow”
13.The Bakery of Bad BreadIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“A Kingdom of butter and mold”
14.The Loving Couple of OhCrikeyAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“Lumity”
15.The Republic of SSN44Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Erin Go Bragh”
16.The Supreme Relaxer of The Gold MinesDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Freedom is something that should never be mined for”
17.The Republic of Mint LandsCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“i forgor”
18.The Doot of MelonsIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“I denounce you”
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