The Most Patriotic in Just relax
World Census data collectors measured the fervor with which citizens believed their own nation was the greatest of all.
As a region, Just relax is ranked 3,756th in the world for Most Patriotic.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of SSN44 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Erin Go Bragh” | |
| 2. |  The Doot of Melons | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I denounce you” | |
| 3. |  The User of Zarbik | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Yo” | |
| 4. |  The Supreme Relaxer of The Gold Mines | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Freedom is something that should never be mined for” | |
| 5. |  The Loving Couple of OhCrikey | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Lumity” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Kpio | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 7. | The Republic of Mint Lands | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “i forgor” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Cochus | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “The checkered past laid bare, foundations of tomorrow” | |
| 9. |  The Militarized Embassy of CFRK Embassy | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Stylo et gladio” | |
| 10. |  The Bakery of Bad Bread | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “A Kingdom of butter and mold” |
