The Smartest Citizens in Kattar
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Allegedly Furry, Brony, Homosexual, Straight, Feminist, Crypto-Marxist, Crypto-Fascist, Baby-Eating, Anarcho-Capitalist, Libertarian-Boomer, Supposedly Inconsistent, Stylishly Evil, Emo, Goth, Metalhead, Cold, Calculating, Geek, Otaku, Vegan, E-Girl, Kpoper, Lolicon, Satanist, What the Heck Is Wrong with Her Title Empire of Katganistan | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Sane, Sensible and Sound.” | |
| 2. |  The Velvet Remedy Junta of North German Confederation | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “I love Velvet Remedy... Don't you?” | |
| 3. |  The Unholy Parasite of Frisbacteria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?” | |
| 4. |  The Principality of Demon Imperandana | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice” |
