The World World Census
The Rudest Citizens in the World
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 4. |  The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Community” | |
| 5. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 6. |  The 25th Century Hero of Buck Rogers | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Princess Ardala is sooooo HOT!” | |
| 7. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 8. |  The Journalistic Intensity of LoisLane | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Don't Fall for me, farmboy.” | |
| 9. |  The Komitska Republika of B M P O | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
| 10. |  The Extra Low Prices of Food Lion | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Saving you time and money is our business.” |
