The Fattest Citizens in Lily
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Jingoistic States of Cardmania90065 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Lvl 40” | |
| 2. |  The Queendom of Cardmania90020 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I'm not dead yet!” | |
| 3. |  The Incorporated States of Cardmania90055 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Lvl 44” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of Cardmania90054 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Lvl 47” | |
| 5. |  The United Socialist States of Cardmania900130 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Forward unto the dawn” | |
| 6. |  The Fiefdom of Cardmania90030 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “I'm not dead yet!” | |
| 7. |  The All the pretty colours sparkly shiny glamorous fascinating 🌈 🦄 ✨ ooooh what's that? Now a mod too! Absolutely fabulous! of Chingis | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Join Lily Today!” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Cherepakha | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 9. |  The Tangled Web of Natalia Alianovna Romanova | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Golosuy ne golosuy vsyo ravno poluchish' hooy ” | |
| 10. |  The Jingoistic States of Cardmania90066 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Lvl 81” |
