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The Fattest Citizens in Loamhedge

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Loamhedge is ranked 3,183^rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“meh”
2.	The Most Serene Cloisters of The Redwall Abbey	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“I Am That Is”
3.	The Disputed Territories of Uzuzuzz	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“No room for doubt”
4.	The Odiferous Confederacy of Cysuvik	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“Embrace the stink”
5.	The Most Serene Republic of QuietDraftee26	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“The ceremony of innocence is drowned”
6.	The Standing Zombie Republic of Zuque	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“We stand for everything!”
7.	The Awfully Nice Nation of Halkia	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Forever in its Shadow”
8.	The Embiggened Republic of Cromulent Peoples	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Liberty or Death! Preferably, Liberty.”
9.	The Republic of Zombiedolphins	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Logic is blind and often knows only its own past”